Damn you Smallville

[ivyfic]

The fuck?? What the fuck was that? We finally get a scene with Lex and Clark, and what do you get? A conversation about Lex being an only child. Excuse me? Have the writers not watched the show? Lex has one dead brother and one half-brother that Clark has met. Clark knows that siblings are a touchy subject with Lex. What the hell was that? And when Lex tells you something about how his father "bred" him as an heir, don't smile and blush like it's a compliment. Jesus. Insensitive prick.

Also, that was the worst imitation violin playing I have ever seen. Her hand wasn't even moving. And the bow wasn't touching the strings. It was all bad-camp-play-esque. Can they not spare five minutes to get Miss Nose Job to mover her fingers?

And Chloe is so being Peted.

Augh. I'm so annoyed.

Comments

[chuckro.livejournal.com]

My father commented (quite accurately) that Chloe has become the silver age Pete, who knew Clark's secret, but Clark never realized he knew. So Pete would sneak around covering up for Clark, pretending to be asleep while Clark changed into Superboy, etc.

Though I realize that you mean it as Chloe being left mostly out of episodes because they don't know what to do with her. Give it time--the magic crystals thing can only go for so long.

[sydni-64.livejournal.com]

Chloe is so being Peted.
Word. Which makes me mad, because Allison Mack is hot.

Also, I ended up fast-forwarding through a lot of that shitpile, so I didn't even notice the continuity error with Lex's siblings.

All I know is that Luke Schelhaas, who wrote this episode and also wrote "Krypto," must be stopped. He is king of the crack monkeys.