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Some of you may have already seen this, but I have to reccomend the best Batman fic ever written.

Fandom: Batman

Title: Wayne Enterprises
Author: Unpretty
Warnings: None
Link: Wayne Enterprises

Author's Summary: Someone asked me how Bruce Wayne's company is structured and I went a little overboard, so now I'm archiving it Because Reasons. Feel free to use this for your own fics if you are also writing a universe where the Wayne family turned spite and pettiness into a billion-dollar empire.

Why This Must Be Read: This is the corporate structure of Wayne Enterprises with snarky commentary on the businesses and why they were founded. It is amazing. As someone who works in the finance/business world, it is a constant annoyance just how poorly fiction deals with corporate structure and corporate governance. And here is Unpretty to fix it.

An excerpt:
- Wayne Co. (1898)

- Started specifically to get in on the whole 'mail order catalog' craze.
- Even more specifically, the ones full of snake oil. Just, pages and pages of horseshit potions and elixirs.
- We wrapped this tapeworm in some cocaine for ultimate weight loss! Order today!
- They also sold other things, eventually. But mostly weird bottles of nonsense.
- Actually did a lot better in the Great Depression when they sold cheap shit by mail, only some of which still had tapeworms and cocaine in it.
- These days it's very Sharper Image. Lots of toys and airplane catalogs.
ivyfic: (bale)
Thanks to my friends who love me, I now have "Batman Begins" on DVD. And I'm going to have to agree with Lisa; it has the most annoying extras menu I've ever seen. It's like they decided people liked Easter Eggs, so they made all of the extras into Easter Eggs.

It's set up like a comic book that you have to flip through, with the documentaries hidden on each of the pages. And there's no way to skip forward! You have to go through every danged page! They at least have a list of all the clips on the last page so I could see that I missed a few, but again - you can't skip to this. You have to flip all the way through. Argh! Stupid producers.

I learned that Christian Bale has much more in common with Bruce Wayne than is ... sane. He too is a little too dedicated. When he was cast, it was right after the Machinist, so he was twiggy thin. The director told Bale to bulk up as much as possible. When he arrived on set a few months later, he was 220 pounds of solid muscle. He looked like a bear. Everyone went holy shit! The director didn't think he'd take his instructions so literally. So he had to lose about fifty of those pounds to wind up looking all lean and ninja-like.

Like I was saying - a little on the insane side. But if that makes a better Batman film, I'm all for it.

There will be a sequel, right? Tell me there'll be a sequel.

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