WTF???

[ivyfic]

This is a voice-mail message I received at work at 10:09 this morning:

"Hi my name is W**** P**** and I’m calling E-Cool Corporation in El Paso, TX. I just wanted to let you all know about a miracle that happened. Um… One day I was sitting around and I figured out that maps should have eye-balls on them, and I decided to put two eye-balls over the United States and one eye-ball over Mexico and on that same day I found, uh, three eye-balls in an organic chemistry book I bought. Um… I also think that protons, electrons and neutrons have, uh, consciousness and brains. If you have any more questions, uh, give me a call. Thank you very much. Bye."

Any more questions?? WTF?!? He did leave a number, so I could call and ask him about eye-balls on maps if I wanted to. Thank God I was not at my desk to field the call.

Comments

[veryschway.livejournal.com]

good lord. Sweet, merciful, Lord, how do people like this find us?!

mr. eyeball

[(Anonymous)]

oh my! that sounds like that message that was going around campus our freshman year was it? about the music and being THERE with the MUSIC...it was like BAM... :-P that is hilarious. i wish i got voicemails like that. :-P
-mithras