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ivyficThis is a voice-mail message I received at work at 10:09 this morning:
"Hi my name is W**** P**** and I’m calling E-Cool Corporation in El Paso, TX. I just wanted to let you all know about a miracle that happened. Um… One day I was sitting around and I figured out that maps should have eye-balls on them, and I decided to put two eye-balls over the United States and one eye-ball over Mexico and on that same day I found, uh, three eye-balls in an organic chemistry book I bought. Um… I also think that protons, electrons and neutrons have, uh, consciousness and brains. If you have any more questions, uh, give me a call. Thank you very much. Bye."
Any more questions?? WTF?!? He did leave a number, so I could call and ask him about eye-balls on maps if I wanted to. Thank God I was not at my desk to field the call.
"Hi my name is W**** P**** and I’m calling E-Cool Corporation in El Paso, TX. I just wanted to let you all know about a miracle that happened. Um… One day I was sitting around and I figured out that maps should have eye-balls on them, and I decided to put two eye-balls over the United States and one eye-ball over Mexico and on that same day I found, uh, three eye-balls in an organic chemistry book I bought. Um… I also think that protons, electrons and neutrons have, uh, consciousness and brains. If you have any more questions, uh, give me a call. Thank you very much. Bye."
Any more questions?? WTF?!? He did leave a number, so I could call and ask him about eye-balls on maps if I wanted to. Thank God I was not at my desk to field the call.
