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OMGNOCOFFEEOHNOES!!!!!!!!!!!

For some reason, the type of coffee I like is not sold in most markets (the Folgers website has a list of outlets that stock it, and yes, I went on an expedition to the listed places with no success). Last time I ordered a six-month supply on amazon, but when I went back, amazon wasn't stocking it!!! Thank goodness for lj, though, because I wanted to link to the product so went to amazon and it is mysteriously available again. THANK GOD. I cannot express to you how much I need my coffee. Nor can I express how much I hate normal coffee and find this one specific type the only kind palatable. Call me a pansy if you want, but it's still got caffeine.

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You know that law of the internet where if you say something should exist, you call it into being somewhere out there on the world wide web? Last night I said there should totally be Pirates of the Caribbean/Pirates of Penzance fic because Jack Sparrow needs to meet the Pirate King.

Well, there is. I have not actually read this. It involves vampires somehow. If someone does read it, tell me how it is.

ETA: Aaaaand it has eleven chapters. I'm not reading it! I'm NOT!

ETA2: I am a weak, weak person. I looked on ff.net to see if there was Penzance fanfic, and, of course, there was. A beautiful three-hundred word story where the author had named the Pirate King Iven. Which had sections like: "The Boy was His. Not theirs. His. With hyphens." And in the comments, somebody had meta'ed about the characterization of Frederic. Oh my fucking lord. Internets, you've killed me. I have to leave now.