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Mar. 9th, 2007 11:50 pmYou know that law of the internet where if you say something should exist, you call it into being somewhere out there on the world wide web? Last night I said there should totally be Pirates of the Caribbean/Pirates of Penzance fic because Jack Sparrow needs to meet the Pirate King.
Well, there is. I have not actually read this. It involves vampires somehow. If someone does read it, tell me how it is.
ETA: Aaaaand it has eleven chapters. I'm not reading it! I'm NOT!
ETA2: I am a weak, weak person. I looked on ff.net to see if there was Penzance fanfic, and, of course, there was. A beautiful three-hundred word story where the author had named the Pirate King Iven. Which had sections like: "The Boy was His. Not theirs. His. With hyphens." And in the comments, somebody had meta'ed about the characterization of Frederic. Oh my fucking lord. Internets, you've killed me. I have to leave now.
Well, there is. I have not actually read this. It involves vampires somehow. If someone does read it, tell me how it is.
ETA: Aaaaand it has eleven chapters. I'm not reading it! I'm NOT!
ETA2: I am a weak, weak person. I looked on ff.net to see if there was Penzance fanfic, and, of course, there was. A beautiful three-hundred word story where the author had named the Pirate King Iven. Which had sections like: "The Boy was His. Not theirs. His. With hyphens." And in the comments, somebody had meta'ed about the characterization of Frederic. Oh my fucking lord. Internets, you've killed me. I have to leave now.