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Overheard on the way to the gym:
So that's the situation. We're dating. But I really hate him.

Overheard at a bus stop:
Girl: Why is he called puss in boots?
Boy: Cause he's a total pimp, yo.
Girl: No he's not, he's a cat. So why is he called puss?
Me: *headdesk*

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