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[ivyfic]

London unveils the mascots for the 2012 Olympics.

Um, WTF? They're like the bastard children of Cthulu and the Teletubbies.

Comments

[derryderrydown.livejournal.com]

I've just been assuming Lisa Simpson would be the mascot.

[ivy03.livejournal.com]

?

[derryderrydown.livejournal.com]

Well, the logo is Lisa Simpson giving a blowjob. It seemed to make sense.

[ivy03.livejournal.com]

Now that you've said that I can't unsee it...

[slothshaman.livejournal.com]

Ok so they're abstract male members. Let's see what they do with them.

[svilleficrecs.livejournal.com]

a) Why is the blue one wearing a chaps/jumpsuit?
b) They look like ultramodern sex toys to me.

[ivy03.livejournal.com]

My very first thought was WTF blue crotch? Also, the suits are weird and bunchy. Did you watch the completely not enlightening video?

[jethrien.livejournal.com]

What I don't quite understand is why the Olympics need mascots at all. Every time they come up with a mascot, it's widely hated and ridiculed. Just put some teddy bears in track suits and call it a day.

[ivy03.livejournal.com]

Because the committee on mascots needs something to waste several years and lots of money on. Obviously.

[ecmyers.livejournal.com]

They uh... what the heck?

Maybe those things will show up on Doctor Who. Or at least The Sarah Jane Adventures.

[ivy03.livejournal.com]

"This is a type of alien I've never seen before! What is it doing on Earth! ... Oh. Why are you dressed like that? ... How is that a mascot for the Olympics?"

[slothshaman.livejournal.com]

Clearly they're setting us up. As the Olympics draws nearer we'll be seeing a ton of these. And they're all aliens. By the time the Olympics gets underway, Europe will be overrun by angry one eyed aliens. Probably on a mission to creepify the general public.