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[ivyfic]

More RPattz from the Twilight commentary.

The director is talking about how Robert actually played the piano, and how talented he is at that.
RP: I don't understand people who throw balls.

In the kissing scene:
"This is quite difficult because I have a really flat head, so it's quite difficult to get a correct angle. ... Sometimes I feel like my head's being turned inside out, like the episode of Ren and Stimpy when he's inside his own belly button. ... I don't normally shave, because I have one of those butt chins as well. It's weird. Like a nubbin."
Through all of this, the director and Kristen are like "uh..."

RP: Don't put that on the DVD. I'll sue.

RP: Oh, I'm reeeeally scary in the baseball uniform and the bouffant hair and the sculpted eyebrows.
CH: (very whiny) Roooob! Stop it!

RP: I don't understand. Why doesn't he just kill her then?
KS: Cause Edward's in the car.
RP: But he wants to kill me, too.
More bad attempts to explain away the plot hole by KS and CH, which RP legitimately shoots down.
CH: It's not for you to understand!
RP: Just say the lines, puppet!

RP: I look twelve. I thought I'd gotten past that.

RP: I look like an anime character!

Comments

[ivy03.livejournal.com]

He's definitely going for "more than a pretty face." I watched an interview with him where the interviewer asked him to recommend a book, a movie, and a cd. All three were obscure and pretentious. The book is no longer in print, the movie's only available on region 2 dvd, and the album is by his friend. The interviewer was like "those sound...great. Yeah."

He so wants to be a hipster. Silly bunny. You have to be in ironic indie films to be a hipster.

[alizarin-nyc.livejournal.com]

That's very endearing, actually. He should move to Williamsburg! And with the money he's going to be making, he can do whatever random indie films he wants once he's done. (Or you know, not).

[ivy03.livejournal.com]

Well, according to these NSFW photos (http://perezhilton.com/2009-03-31-robert-pattinson-semi-naked), he's already started on the indie film career. Or, you know, he's just continuing to try to get fired from Twilight.

[alizarin-nyc.livejournal.com]

Hilarious and awesome. You are my goddess of all things nominally RPattz.