Shark Attack 3

[ivyfic]

So, thanks to mithras03 emailing me that John Barrowman was on the sci fi channel, I just watched the last 45 minutes of Shark Attack 3: Megalodon.

Wow. Just...wow. Worst pick-up line ever: "I'm wired. Want to watch Lucy?"

And you know? His acting is really not any better on Torchwood. There, at least, he's not being upstaged by a giant fake shark head.

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[http://users.livejournal.com/_abulafia/]

There, at least, he's not being upstaged by a giant fake shark head.

Am I totally misremembering season two?

[ivy03.livejournal.com]

That was a giant alien whale head. Totally different. :)

[gryphonrose.livejournal.com]

And the fishhead in the start of season two? Also different?

[ivy03.livejournal.com]

Not even remotely giant. You begin to see why Barrowman acts the way he does, though.

[geekturnedvamp.livejournal.com]

There, at least, he's not being upstaged by a giant fake shark head.

Give them time... they've still got a few specials set to air next year.

[ecmyers.livejournal.com]

I can't believe I missed that!

[mithras03.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHA. You are totally welcome! :-P

[veryschway.livejournal.com]

You do know what the original line was, right? RIGHT?!

hahahaha

The SciFi version is dubbed. I actually just watched this movie at my friend Creatch's place. The original line? "I'm wired. Why don't I take you home and eat your pussy?" LOL

Barrowman said this to the actress as a joke to get a rise out of her. As you'll notice in the film, SHE STILL DID NOT REACT.

[ivy03.livejournal.com]

I'd heard about that! I just figured I'd missed the part where he said that. ... I'm not sure it's worth renting to hear the original. Maybe someday when I'm really bored. Or drunk.

Oh, John Barrowman. How are you so awesome?

[ivy03.livejournal.com]

Also, way to go with the dub. I guess if he says pussy it kind of looks like he's saying Lucy. That explains why that line made no sense at all.