A True Fact About Chuck Norris
Jan. 2nd, 2008 01:47 pmChuck Norris sues Penguin for publishing a book of 400 "true" facts about Chuck Norris.
The best part of this, I think, is that the suit bases its claim on the fact that the book might mislead people into think these actually are true facts about Chuck Norris. True facts like, "Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried."
The best part of this, I think, is that the suit bases its claim on the fact that the book might mislead people into think these actually are true facts about Chuck Norris. True facts like, "Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried."