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Rowena update!

Rowena now has an amazon blog, on which she describes in agonizing detail the amount of money she just spent to create the most horrifically ugly dress on the planet. I desperately wish she'd posted a photo, but the words alone evoke enough of an image. *shudder*

Date: 2007-04-27 03:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] marycrawford.livejournal.com
*looks confused and a bit scared*

Who IS this woman?

Date: 2007-04-27 04:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ivy03.livejournal.com
Some crazy author of the most godawful romance books of all time. I've posted about her before (under the rowena cherry tag). And she, or someone claiming to be her, has commented...

Seriously, if you have some free time, I strongly recommend visiting her website rowenacherry.com. It's the most hilarious website I've ever seen.

Date: 2007-04-27 08:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] marycrawford.livejournal.com
Have just discovered the tag! (Am slow.)

And...wow. Just. o_O

"By All the Lechers of Antiquity, how he loved her! At that moment. For coming. Mentally Djetth qualified his thoughts. Djinni-vera might not love him now, but she was honorable to the core. Tarrant-Arragon wouldn't dare do anything dastardly in front of her.

As she glided to his surgical table, Djetth looked at her wildly, helplessly, with mute appeal, hoping that she would read his mind and aid him this one last time.

Djinni-vera's amethyst eyes widened as if she had Heard him and understood. Her gaze averted, she reached out and dropped a gauzy white cloth of some sort over his monstrously inappropriate erection."

Words fail me.

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