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I am watching the Twilight audio commentary for the lulz. Cause they have RPattz on it, and clearly someone has spoken to him about what he can say in public, and clearly he just can't help himself. His first statement:

"I have comments, but I don't think they should be recorded."

Later, we get:

"I've aged like six years. I look all haggard. You might as well recast."

"Sometimes I look like I've had facial reconstruction surgery for burns. It's like my whole head has had a facelift. ... A really bad one."

"This is the point where I just ran out of the theater. I couldn't handle it anymore." Yes, that's right, RPattz left in the middle of the premiere because he couldn't handle watching the movie anymore.

RP: I was crying in my trailer that night. I was in a really weird mood.
Kristen Stewart (Bella) and Catherine Hardwicke (the director) talk a bit about crying and stuff.
RP: I hate it when people cry around me. I'm not friends with those people any more.
KS: But you just said you were crying!
RP: I was crying over something legitimate!
CH: You know, we're all taught that we have to keep our emotions in, to stay in a little box--
RP: I would love to be in a little box. You know those people that can fit in really little boxes? I would love that.
...?

Signs that this is a low-budget film:
When they talk about the auditions, they mention that they were in the director's garage. Classy.
Half the time when somebody new walks in, the director points out that they're wearing either their own clothes, or one of her shirts. Even RPattz is wearing some of his own t-shirts. I didn't think they did that in film, because you need doubles for continuity. But apparently they did that in this film.

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More RPattz from the Twilight commentary.

The director is talking about how Robert actually played the piano, and how talented he is at that.
RP: I don't understand people who throw balls.

In the kissing scene:
"This is quite difficult because I have a really flat head, so it's quite difficult to get a correct angle. ... Sometimes I feel like my head's being turned inside out, like the episode of Ren and Stimpy when he's inside his own belly button. ... I don't normally shave, because I have one of those butt chins as well. It's weird. Like a nubbin."
Through all of this, the director and Kristen are like "uh..."

RP: Don't put that on the DVD. I'll sue.

RP: Oh, I'm reeeeally scary in the baseball uniform and the bouffant hair and the sculpted eyebrows.
CH: (very whiny) Roooob! Stop it!

RP: I don't understand. Why doesn't he just kill her then?
KS: Cause Edward's in the car.
RP: But he wants to kill me, too.
More bad attempts to explain away the plot hole by KS and CH, which RP legitimately shoots down.
CH: It's not for you to understand!
RP: Just say the lines, puppet!

RP: I look twelve. I thought I'd gotten past that.

RP: I look like an anime character!