A meme I could not resist

Today's fannish5 asked: Name five totally self-indulgent story ideas. (The fanfic you would write if you didn't care if you had an audience and also had no shame.) (gakked from inlovewithnight)

feiran, trinityvixen, jethrien and trakkie have collectively heard all of these (at length), so I apologize to them for the retread.

1) The Sentinel story where Blair confesses his love to Jim and Jim really is straight and Blair goes off on a dig to get some space and comes back with a boyfriend who dumps him cause he still lives with Jim and-- yeah.

2) The novel-length (or three novel-length depending on what day you ask me) sequel to Constantine the movie that brings back Chas as an angel, goes into all sorts of angelic politics that eventually lead to Chas being tricked into becoming one of the fallen... and John's father shows up at one point... Given the size of Constantine movie fandom, probably not worth it. And it looks like it would get Jossed before I finished it anyway.

3) The sequel to a Supernatural story that I am writing, and then the sequel to that, and then a series of missing scenes, that's not only Wincest but kid!fic and the most horrible emo you could possibly imagine. To express to you the horror of this idea, I'd need to bottle jethrien's facial expression when I told her about it.

4) The SGA/Cube crossover that I still want to do but have a few basic plot problems with.

5) The sequel to my due South story "Sorry Doesn't Cut It" that actually has teh sex while Benton's hands are completely bandaged. The problem with this story is teh sex while Benton's hands are completely bandaged.