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Mar. 30th, 2006
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Mar. 30th, 2006 09:10 pmI just watched Fantastic Four. Wow. What a piece of shit. I'm not even going to put this behind a spoiler tag because there's just no point in discussing the numerous (giant gaping) plot holes. If I try to come up with reasons why a reasonable, intelligent character would do any of these actions, the movie completely comes apart. Oh, wait -- I forgot. None of these characters have personalities. They just exist to fit stereotypes and move the plot forward.
So, in conclusion, I'll just sit back and watch the pretty. And by that I mean Ioan. Even if they did miss a perfect opportunity for some serious woobie moments by undermining the pathos with bad special effects, but whatever.
So, in conclusion, I'll just sit back and watch the pretty. And by that I mean Ioan. Even if they did miss a perfect opportunity for some serious woobie moments by undermining the pathos with bad special effects, but whatever.
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Mar. 30th, 2006 11:35 pmJust watched the first part of the A&E Scarlet Pimpernel series (what, me procrastinate? No.). It's no secret that I rented this thing for Jamie Bamber, so imagine my dismay when ( spoiler )
To reiterate for those of you not reading behind the cut: Drunken. Orgy. Jamie Bamber, three women and a hot tub in front of a room full of people. Three women undressing Jamie Bamber in a hot tub in front of a room full of people. Yes, they do get his pants all the way off before the scene changes. At least the director appreciated that you can't put the man in something without at least a little beefcake action.
To reiterate for those of you not reading behind the cut: Drunken. Orgy. Jamie Bamber, three women and a hot tub in front of a room full of people. Three women undressing Jamie Bamber in a hot tub in front of a room full of people. Yes, they do get his pants all the way off before the scene changes. At least the director appreciated that you can't put the man in something without at least a little beefcake action.
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Mar. 30th, 2006 11:54 pmLJ! Give me back my memories function! Give it back! Do it...! Do it...!