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Last night I dreamt I was attacked by possessed coins. This is entirely Ben's fault. jethrien, you're not above blame either.

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The woman walking in front of me across the street at lunch bumped into a fire hydrant and tore her pants.

There but for the grace of God...

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Dear Literary Agent,

If I can spot a gaping plot hole in the synopsis in your cover letter, I'm probably not going to sign the book.

Much obliged,
The Editorial Staff