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[ivyfic]

Dear Literary Agent,

If I can spot a gaping plot hole in the synopsis in your cover letter, I'm probably not going to sign the book.

Much obliged,
The Editorial Staff

Comments

[edgehopper.livejournal.com]

Nice. Were you actually allowed to send that out?

When I gave a policy debate team a ballot which included the line, "When the judge is audibly laughing at your arguments, switch to another point," the tournament organizers at Princeton removed me from the judging pool...

[ivy03.livejournal.com]

No, unfortunately. My boss gave this to me with the note "This is AWFUL. Write a generic rejection letter."