Why I was late to work today

Where to begin...

I dreamt that I went to work. Except that I was working in a giant tower on Duke campus, and trying to drag a grocery cart up the stairs, and tripping over it, and when I got to work, someone had taken my chair and computer.

Then I was at a Britney Spears concert that was interrupted when Britney's bijon frise ran on stage covered in succotash.

Then I was with Britney and Cher and Chelsea Clinton and we were all dressed in ball gowns. We entered a ballroom and Alan Alda and a bunch of other people put Mardi Gras beads around our necks then tried to knock us over with giant exercise balls. It was a "ball." Get it?

At this point I woke up and realised I'd overslept by half an hour.