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[ivyfic]

Just got a letter from a literacy drive to one of our authors:

Dear Mr. Author,

We would be extremely honored if you would donate a part of your life...

Turns out they want him to donate an autographed book for the silent auction. Who phrases fundraising letters this way?

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[chuckro.livejournal.com]

The response: "There are several parts of my life I can live without. Therefore, you will be recieving my mother-in-law, my beer gut, and my taxes."

[ivy03.livejournal.com]

I keep picturing this as part of a Wolfram & Hart fund raiser.