Another Canadian film review
Feb. 14th, 2006 08:02 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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Suspicious River
My eyes! My eyes!
What a fucked up film. And the fact that 90% of the cast have been in Stargate, Smallville, Andromeda, due South or Twin Peaks (or several of the above) did not improve it. The rest of the cast has been in Century Hotel or Men with Brooms or another one of the obscure Canadian films I've watched lately.
Let me just say if I never have to see Gen. Hammond from Stargate get a blowjob again, it will be too soon.
trinityvixen's last lj comment was prophetic.Suspicious River
My eyes! My eyes!
What a fucked up film. And the fact that 90% of the cast have been in Stargate, Smallville, Andromeda, due South or Twin Peaks (or several of the above) did not improve it. The rest of the cast has been in Century Hotel or Men with Brooms or another one of the obscure Canadian films I've watched lately.
Let me just say if I never have to see Gen. Hammond from Stargate get a blowjob again, it will be too soon.
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Date: 2006-02-15 02:04 am (UTC)Ewww, not the old bald guy! I just watched Inside Deep Throat, too, so, yeaaahhh, eeeewwww imagery.
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Date: 2006-02-15 02:21 am (UTC)And if Don Davis in the throes of passion weren't bad enough, we also get Daniel Jackson the sadistic rapist. Seriously - this is what he took a year off from Stargate to do? He needs a better agent.
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Date: 2006-02-15 03:42 am (UTC)Aah! AAAH! NO NONONO!!! eek
::is fearful::
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Date: 2006-02-15 03:54 am (UTC)Don't worry, this is one Canadian film I won't be trying to pimp you into.
I mean really. It bills itself as soft-core porn starring Callum Keith Rennie and Michael Shanks, and then what you get is not only not erotic, but chock-full of dirtywrongbad images...
And do you remember the fat little "Comtraya!" guy from the episode "Tin Man", first season of Stargate? Cause he gets a blowjob too.