iTunes Prophecy meme

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Ganked from feiran. Had to wait till I got home so I could bring the full force of my music collection to bear. Even so, after one aborted run through, I had to cut out the classical, soundtrack and audiobook categories.


Question: What do you think of me, iTunes Winamp?
Answer: Benedictus Est – Dessoff Choirs

Wait – I’m blessed?

Question: Will I have a happy life?
Answer: Early in the Morning – Peter, Paul & Mary

So – I should just avoid nights, then.

Question: What do my friends really think of me?
Answer: Epiphany – Sweeney Todd

My friends think I should DIE!

Question: Do people secretly lust after me?
Answer: Come Together – The Beatles

So many ways to take just that title, so little time.

Question: What should I do with my life?
Answer: Uncorrected Personality Traits – Princeton Wildcats

I should be really weird then commit suicide. Sounds like a plan.

Question: Why must life be so full of pain?
Answer: Another Brick in the Wall (Part 2) – Pink Floyd

Question: How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Answer: Dreamboat Annie – Heart

Question: Will I ever have children?
Answer: Monday Morning – Fleetwood Mac

That’s a damn short pregnancy!

Question: Will I die happy?
Answer: Wicked Game – Dartmouth Aires

Question: Can you give me some advice?
Answer: Let the Good Times Roll – Cars

Yeah, baby!

Question: What do you think happiness is?
Answer: You Can’t Hurry Love – Phil Collins

Question: What's my favorite fetish?
Answer: Fair Harvard – Princeton and Harvard Glee Clubs

No! No! I swear it, no!

Question: Am I a complete freak?
Answer: Anything She Does – Genesis

I love you, too, iTunes Winamp oracle.