Smallville!

[ivyfic]

A few quick thoughts on tonight's show.

I was so very upset when Alison Mack wasn't in the credits and spent the whole show waiting for a mention of the corpse. And when Clark was at the grave, I was chanting, X-Ray it! X-ray it! I knew I was right! No body, no death. You're not dead until you're dead 10.

We seem to be going down the smutty road this season. Aside from the beefcake Clark - was that his buttcrack we got a good look at? - what was with the shower scene? There was no way that was Kristin Kreuk! She's like an A! And the silhouetted body double was like a D! I felt like I was watching the playboy channel for a minute.

Quick thought on Lana - with the introduction of Lois, I think we may have seen the death of Clana. Finally. And I almost like that boyfriend for being the nail in the coffin. But she better be unaware that her best friend is dead and her ex has gone missing. Because if she's in Paris dressing sexy, drinking lattes and snogging a boy toy if she knows this ... well, damn.

I'm afraid. I'm very afraid. I'm afraid Lana has just pulled a Luna Moth (kudos to anyone who catches that reference). We better not be looking at Ultra-Woman reincarnated here, because I couldn't handle that. The only possible advantage I can see is Clark legitimately whooping Lana's superpowered ass.

As for Lois - so far, I like her. She's self-involved and babbles but all to hide the fact that she's emotionally disturbed. And so far, no UST. Not really. Clark has way to much on his mind to go all swoony. I might actually like this ship if they don't go mushy on us.

As for Lex - why is it that when Clark disappears again Lex has no scenes with him on his return? With all that unresolved hate you'd think he'd show some sign of being upset about the Kent family tragedy. But I guess that's too much to ask when the screen time is being taken up by Lana's new fake breasts.

OK, that was a bit more than a quick thought. But once I get started...