Fic: Were-goldfish

Oh god, I've done it again. Why, when I finally feel like writing, are my ideas so, so terrible?

Title: Were-goldfish
Author: Ivyfic
Fandom: Sandman
Tags: Crack, episode related: Calliope, original characters
Summary: “A were-goldfish who transforms into a wolf at full moon.”
Notes: Somebody please stop me. I would like to write something angsty and emo and plotty, but all my plot bunnies are just terrible, terrible ideas.