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I just went on CNET to look at reviews for computer monitors, and thought, what the hell, I spilled orange juice on my keyboard two years ago and the ctrl key has stuck ever since--why not look at keyboards, too. And then I fell down the rabbit hole. What the hell is a mechanical keyboard? Apparently there is a whole world of keyboard purists for whom "Cherry blue switches" mean something.

...And this is what happens when I REALLY don't want to go read 70 pages of audit.