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More RPattz from the Twilight commentary.
The director is talking about how Robert actually played the piano, and how talented he is at that.
RP: I don't understand people who throw balls.
In the kissing scene:
"This is quite difficult because I have a really flat head, so it's quite difficult to get a correct angle. ... Sometimes I feel like my head's being turned inside out, like the episode of Ren and Stimpy when he's inside his own belly button. ... I don't normally shave, because I have one of those butt chins as well. It's weird. Like a nubbin."
Through all of this, the director and Kristen are like "uh..."
RP: Don't put that on the DVD. I'll sue.
RP: Oh, I'm reeeeally scary in the baseball uniform and the bouffant hair and the sculpted eyebrows.
CH: (very whiny) Roooob! Stop it!
RP: I don't understand. Why doesn't he just kill her then?
KS: Cause Edward's in the car.
RP: But he wants to kill me, too.
More bad attempts to explain away the plot hole by KS and CH, which RP legitimately shoots down.
CH: It's not for you to understand!
RP: Just say the lines, puppet!
RP: I look twelve. I thought I'd gotten past that.
RP: I look like an anime character!
The director is talking about how Robert actually played the piano, and how talented he is at that.
RP: I don't understand people who throw balls.
In the kissing scene:
"This is quite difficult because I have a really flat head, so it's quite difficult to get a correct angle. ... Sometimes I feel like my head's being turned inside out, like the episode of Ren and Stimpy when he's inside his own belly button. ... I don't normally shave, because I have one of those butt chins as well. It's weird. Like a nubbin."
Through all of this, the director and Kristen are like "uh..."
RP: Don't put that on the DVD. I'll sue.
RP: Oh, I'm reeeeally scary in the baseball uniform and the bouffant hair and the sculpted eyebrows.
CH: (very whiny) Roooob! Stop it!
RP: I don't understand. Why doesn't he just kill her then?
KS: Cause Edward's in the car.
RP: But he wants to kill me, too.
More bad attempts to explain away the plot hole by KS and CH, which RP legitimately shoots down.
CH: It's not for you to understand!
RP: Just say the lines, puppet!
RP: I look twelve. I thought I'd gotten past that.
RP: I look like an anime character!
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And there lies the problem. Doesn't look too good for his career after Twilight, though.
I can feel his pain, though. You do this stupid crap low budget vampire film for the paycheck and suddenly it's your defining role. Mark Hammill and Wil Wheaton must have felt much the same. There should be a support group: I was an accidental whiny teen star.
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