ivyfic | (no subject)

I just got a teal boa in the mail. There are little teal feathers blowing all through my cubicle, now.

One asks the obvious question: *why* did you get a teal boa in the mail?

It came with a book. *shrug* Blame the marketing people.

I think the more obvious question is: Why didn't we *all* get teal boas in the mail?

Did you want a teal boa? Quick ivy, make a note--now you know what to get him for his birthday!

That's so cool!