Spotted in Union Square

Panhandler's sign spotted in Union Square on Saturday:

PARENTS KILLED BY NINJAS
NEED MONEY FOR KUNG FU LESSONS

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Last night I dreamt I was cleaning my bathtub. You know, cleaning the grout with a toothbrush.

Greeeeeeat.

Just for trinityvixen...

According to a report I heard on NPR (which makes it true, don't ya know), the reason that the movie industry is not doing well this year is...

*drumroll*

...the movies suck.

That's right, less people will spend money to watch White Chicks than, say, Jaws. Who knew.