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[ivyfic]

I dreamt that on Saint Lucia's day it was tradition to beat the crap out of parked cars with a crowbar. I didn't want to, but everyone kept insisting that it was traditional and everyone else was doing it.

I then dreamt I photocopied a picture of two assistants at my company. The copier screwed up and cut the picture in half in the printout. This caused these two assistants to die.