I got the email and I was like what? What? Not only is that insanely stupid, but you roll out to me that you're making me go to two different websites and changing your brand that sounds like the bad cover band Jeffster on Chuck and to find this out, I have to go through a page of half-assed apologies for a price increase that I don't even care about?

AAAAAAAAAGH. NETFLIX. Just stop digging.