LOVE THIS LINE.

I wrote it, and then was like no - that's too much and went to delete and just couldn't... So I'm glad somebody besides me gets a kick out of it! Especially given the sweaty man in quesiton.

I don't know who Lou or Andy is - I was more picturing that skeezy pawn shop owner in The Crow.

Thanks for the feedback! My number one rule for writing Constantine - before all other things, John is an asshole.