Actually, it was on lj. I gave up reading ff.net many years ago. There is so much to play with at the end of the movie! I planned out a whole epic sequel to the film in my head, where Chas comes back as an angel because the unseating of Gabriel caused a whole shake-up, but some of the heavenly host, not appreciating the inclusion of a human in their ranks, sets Chas up, and then Chas screws up hugely and gets kicked out of heaven and...

Except that would be a ton of work and Constantine fandom is pretty much...not, so I moved on to other things. But thank you for indulging my yuletide wish!