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Just watched the first part of the A&E Scarlet Pimpernel series (what, me procrastinate? No.). It's no secret that I rented this thing for Jamie Bamber, so imagine my dismay when he barely makes it an hour before being executed. OMG! Can Jamie Bamber appear in a period piece without getting shot in the gut?
At least he gets to lose his virginity first.
To reiterate for those of you not reading behind the cut: Drunken. Orgy. Jamie Bamber, three women and a hot tub in front of a room full of people. Three women undressing Jamie Bamber in a hot tub in front of a room full of people. Yes, they do get his pants all the way off before the scene changes. At least the director appreciated that you can't put the man in something without at least a little beefcake action.
At least he gets to lose his virginity first.
To reiterate for those of you not reading behind the cut: Drunken. Orgy. Jamie Bamber, three women and a hot tub in front of a room full of people. Three women undressing Jamie Bamber in a hot tub in front of a room full of people. Yes, they do get his pants all the way off before the scene changes. At least the director appreciated that you can't put the man in something without at least a little beefcake action.
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To preserve the older-brotherly nature of the Tom-Tony relationship which is necessary to make it work (a younger brother would have to be like 15 which creates a whole 'nother set of problems), Tom is Tony's cousin. That way Tony can be the only son left in his family with a horde of sisters, making his death even more tragic. Tom is the cousin who has now inherited the title from Tony. This also explains Tony's fixation on Percy - he's a father-replacement figure.
Stop me. Please stop me. Or I'll have to write this and I know far too little about the Scarlet Pimpernel to attempt that.
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